Difference between wife and girlfriend

Wife is like TV,
Girlfriend is like HP.

At home watch TV,
Go out bring HP.

No money watch TV,
Got money change HP.

Sometime enjoy TV,
But most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life,
but HP,
If you don't reload, the service will be terminated.

Wahahaha....

All sorts of people

Recently, I got a funny email from my friend. It's about macam-macam orang!!.... So, I opened it and I got this...

I wonder is the river bank crowded with fisher. Why is the old man fishing there? Or because of his age? Hmm....

So big the hole..... I also can win many times la... Wait... Izzit there's another small hole inside the big hole? So, you need to aim correctly? haha....

Aren't you scared of getting lung cancer? Or there's no hole behind? Take care~

I wonder how's the taste? Is it different from the packet of milk that we purchase? Anyway, I don't like milk.

After seeing this mail, there's really lots of wierd people doing weird things everyday. That's life....